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Educational humour: somebody-nobody
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Updated:
7 August 2010


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Some anonymous people created these educational stories. The stories are also good ones. I believe that they have deep educational values. Therefore I am making them available for you to read and (if possible) to learn from them.


FOUR PEOPLE

Once upon a time, there were four people;
Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.

Whenever there was an important job to be done,
Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.

So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.


MONEY

Money will buy a bed not sleep;
books, but not brains;
food, but not appetite;
finery, but not beauty;
a house, but not a home;
medicine, but not good health;
luxuries and amusement, but not happiness;
a Crucifix, but not a Saviour;
a church, but not heaven.


LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

* Memory was something that you lost with age,
* An application was for employment,
* A program was a TV show,
* A cursor used profanity,
* A keyboard was a piano,
* A web was a spider's home,
* A virus was the flu,
* A CD was a bank account,
* A hard drive was a long trip thru a bad road,
* A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
* And if you had an 8 1/2 inch floppy ... you just hoped nobody finds out.

Date of starting this page: 17 August 2007.
Date of the latest updating of this page: 7 August 2010.
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